Saturday, September 5, 2009

Here we are again, on another of our lonely crusades to bring light and love to America :)

I learned a great deal from the president's health care speech last night, much of which I believe it is my duty as a good American to share with other good Americans. (Bad Americans, please stop reading.) This is what I learned:

The man is so smooth, he could clean the barnacles off a boat simply by smiling at them.

Democrats are about the most fidgety people on the face of the earth. Someone should tell them to sit down, shut up, and listen. Honestly, they’d have been up clapping and cheering if Obama farted.

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